The Ballad of the Beard

Any man can grow a beard
in fact to not is kinda weird

But a beard alone is not enough
to show you've got The Manly Stuff

The hair must grow on front and back
and launch an all-out fur attack

It must be course, it must be thick
it must engulf your manly...face

Any man can grow a beard
and if you don't, you will be jeered

– Dylan Barmmer