Wolfman!

This one goes out to Nick.

Sweet sounds of...WTF

Turn up your speakers, sit back, relax, and enjoys the soothing sounds of whatever the hell it is that this guy is doing.

Don't miss the ending, it's a tear jerker.

Follicular Homicide

If you stop and shave that beard
We will regard you as weird

Or maybe “weak” is a better word
Because by now you all have heard

The Realest Men, they all rock stubble
And then they go out and find trouble

Or maybe trouble comes to them
Like in some old badass Western

Clint and Chuck and even Van Damne
All know what makes A Real Ass Man

So don ye beards and grow ye whiskers
Or we’ll come rock you out yer knickers!

– Dylan Barmmer

Week 5

Theme Song

A message from Jeff

Hey everyone! I've been perusing the blog for all of those great beard photos. Pretty freakin' amazing what everyone is doing and how everyone is looking. It really does make me proud to be part of this company and especially of this group. Those who have the balls to see this through are really kickin' ass. Keep up the awesome hair growth and grow it proud!

Time to sign off. It's hard to type a long message on a cell phone with a nerve damaged hand while in bed.

– Jeff

Week 4

Beards and Ballots

Super Tuesday, and the polls are jammed
to see who will be our next Head Man

Vote for This or vote for That
blah, blah, blah...rat a tat tat

But there's one thing that will not Change,
and it's a manly, facial mange

Conservative cuz it saves razors
yet radical, these flavor savers

At the polls or in the woods
a bearded man is so damn good

– Dylan Barmmer