Friday, November 21, 2008

Follicular Homicide

If you stop and shave that beard
We will regard you as weird

Or maybe “weak” is a better word
Because by now you all have heard

The Realest Men, they all rock stubble
And then they go out and find trouble

Or maybe trouble comes to them
Like in some old badass Western

Clint and Chuck and even Van Damne
All know what makes A Real Ass Man

So don ye beards and grow ye whiskers
Or we’ll come rock you out yer knickers!

Dylan Barmmer

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