Balding and Bearding

Take a look and you will see
That balding dudes like you and me

Grow hair real fast outside our skull
In fact it grows out of control

Chalk it up to Manly Genes
And ladies, you know what that means

So here's to dudes with hairy grills
And balding domes that scream 'no frills!'

Here's to bearding while you're balding
Enough to look like Alec Baldwin

– Dylan Barmmer