Beard Judging

Alright folks, it's time to find out who's got the best beard in Wirestone. Below you'll find a picture of each candidate and link to their specific judging form. I know some of these images may be hard to look at but please do your best. Try to be as objective as you can. You can click on each image to get a larger view. Please give yourself enough time to judge all the beards, there is a lot of hair to get through.

Good luck!

Boise Office

Judge Chad Brusse

Judge James Cooper

Judge Tim Cox

Judge Greg Davis

Judge David Goodin

Judge Jason Haberman

Judge Mike Higgins

Judge Blake Holgate

Judge Jeff Kush

Judge Jeremy Lanningham

Judge Brad Mitchell

Judge Chris Schoeppach

Judge Lee Scott

Judge Christian Shiverick

Judge Stan Smith

Judge Andy Stauffer

Judge Justin Sterling

Judge Tim Willis

Chicago Office

Judge Nick Anderson

Judge Peter Becker

Judge Chris Carrier

Judge Ross Freedman

Judge Russell Jackson

Fort Collins Office

Judge Seth Annis

Judge Bob Donovan

Judge Patrick Kresl

Sacramento Office

Judge Steve Goodin

Judge Joel Tell

San Diego Office

Judge Dylan Barmmer

Hierarchy of Beards

Here's a fantastic "Family Tree" of beards.

View the large image. (Via BoingBoing)

You can't even notice

Milk was bad choice

Wolfman!

This one goes out to Nick.

Sweet sounds of...WTF

Turn up your speakers, sit back, relax, and enjoys the soothing sounds of whatever the hell it is that this guy is doing.

Don't miss the ending, it's a tear jerker.

Follicular Homicide

If you stop and shave that beard
We will regard you as weird

Or maybe “weak” is a better word
Because by now you all have heard

The Realest Men, they all rock stubble
And then they go out and find trouble

Or maybe trouble comes to them
Like in some old badass Western

Clint and Chuck and even Van Damne
All know what makes A Real Ass Man

So don ye beards and grow ye whiskers
Or we’ll come rock you out yer knickers!

– Dylan Barmmer